The 34-year-old Wal-Mart worker was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., an hour after the store opened, when a throng of shoppers “physically broke down the doors, knocking him to the ground,” a police statement said.
It reminds me of the tribesmen in Apocalypse Now. I hope that Play Station was worth it. (spit!)
* Kurtz from Apocalypse Now.
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