A Newspaper That Won't Go Bankrupt

It's impossible to avert your eyes from the New York Post. I don't care how snobby you are, if this lead story doesn't make you laugh, then nothing does:

PHELPS 'IN MARATHON SEX ROMP'

Michael Phelps deserves another gold medal - for stamina in the sack, according to a stripper who claims she had a threesome with the swim champ.

It's hilarious how the US media was trying to sell Phelps as an All-American, Wheaties Box type, when he seems to be a tacky guy with an affinity for trashy strippers and dope.