Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Withnail & I

Danny: This pill's valued at two quid.
Withnail: Two quid? You're out of your mind.
Marwood: That's sense, Withnail.
Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
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  1. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    What the hell is this supposed to mean?

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  2. Sea SaltFebruary 10, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    Hahaha! My apologies. It's a British cult movie called Withnail & I. I saw it again recently, and couldn't resist putting that line up.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    Still one of my favourite movies of all time. Fucking hilarious and well written. Here are some quotes from Withnail that still make me giggle;

    "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

    "I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

    "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

    "I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder."

    "Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning."

    "Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring."

    "We've gone on holiday by mistake."

    "These are the sort of windows faces look in at."

    "This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels."

    "I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine."

    "I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to your highly evasive skills."

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2009 at 8:19 AM

    Ah crap... one more! I've got to rent this again. It's been too long.

    Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.

    Marwood: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.

    Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?

    Marwood: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!

    Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.

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  5. Sea SaltFebruary 11, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    Hahaha! This is what happens when Withnail & I is brought up. I should just copy/paste the enitre screen play.

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